Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Travel Blog Section One: 3-5 July 2010


3 July 10.50  - Fly out
Ed Tappenden gets used to driving our People Mover, and I'm initially frowning.  Hang on — he flies planes!!!  Why  am I worried?


3 July  (or is it the 4 July?)
I’m showing off how — typing this from Singapore.  Tried Facebook — and end up chatting with Leanne Marshall at 12.45 in the morning (her time!!!)


4 July  Some-un-Godly-Hour  - Arrive Munich Airport
So get this.  We are customers paying a significant sum flying 5 people across the world.  Correct?  Well, tell me what other industry throws their customers out of their comfortable seats, turfs them into an unfamiliar building, subjects them to an hour-and-a-half of queuing and  security checks, then finally files them back into their seats dragging the luggage which they were required to haul with them — for no real reason than to change the people servicing the customers?  Uh oh - I feel another letter coming on……

Here’s a message and thanks to the security lady who scanned our luggage:  I hope your period finishes soon.


4 July 8.50am  -  Arrive Manchester Airport
Phoebe expresses her complete comfort
at being Callum's unwitting car pillow
Oooooooh, it’s big.  I feel such a hick.  There are MASSES of people and cars everywhere.  I felt a bit cheeky, so we went through the “EU Residents” section at immigration.  When we got to the front of the queue, we were told to go to the OTHER immigration section  -  AT THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE!! Score!!!!!!!!  But the next in line (the couple we effectively pushed in front of) weren’t too impressed, as we’d just saved ourselves a 2-hour immigration wait.  Can’t blame ‘em, really.

There are no free airport trolley’s and we have no UK coins.  We drag our entire belongings for the next 7 weeks to the Hertz rental office.  Getting our car was harder work than emptying an elephant’s bowel cavity.  At least we had a free upgrade Ford I-MAX and the kid’s seats were there.  Off to Dunfermline and a 5-hour car journey.  Thank goodness for our portable DVD player..


4 July 3pm GMT — Arrive Dunfermline !!!!

Minutes after our arrival (click
to enlarge)
Arrived at Liz and Norman’s house (my old home in Dunfermline) in good time, Munich and Manchester considering.  Took us an HOUR to find our way out of Manchester’s myriad of confusing motorways.  We’re here now, all safe and sound, and that’s the main thing..  I felt quite subdued in my old home.  Everything in my old home looks much the same!  Nice to have an oasis of predictability in the chaotic sea of change..  Showed Callum my old bedroom, and Glyn and Phil’s room that they shared.  Glyn and Caroline took us to their rental home  in Torryburn (near Dunfermline) -  our home for the next 5 weeks.  It’s perfect; warm, spacious, comfortable.  Too comfortable — I crashed at 7pm, Karyn at 8pm, while the kids run around completely un-tired.  Great parenting.


5 July  - Rest Day, Shopping Day
Drove past Rosyth Dockyard on the way to our supply run.  Gosh, it’s been stripped.  Don’t know how they’re going to build these new carriers.  The large cranes are gone.  At the moment, the old underground oil tanks are being demolished.  These were oil tanks that were built, then covered by tones of earth to hide them,  The planners even went so far as to graze sheep on top of them!!

We have our supplies now, and I am in Junk Food Heaven.  Delicious morsels of malnutrition that I have thoroughly missed; Pot Noodles, Monster Munches, Hoola Hoops.  I also hear tale (from my brother Glyn) of an enormous “King Kebab Special” that requires my investigation.  It’s essentially a pizza folded in half, and stuffed with mouth-watering lamb doner kebab meat.  Ohhh,  mmmmm…...

Travel Blog Section Two: 6-11 July 2010


Tuesday 6 July  to Thursday 8 July — Rest Days in Dunfermline
Tuesday was a huge day, so we’re buggered.  The kids are enjoying themselves, as are Karyn and I, and that’s the main thing.  On Tuesday, Glyn and Caroline took us to Butterfly World, where we touched snakes and tarantulas for the first time in our lives. Then, we went back to my Mum and Dad’s where the kids were allowed to run amok in the .  I struggled with Dad’s wireless to upload the previous blog, but realized it was the size of the photos that was the problem,  We finished off Tuesday 6th at historic Forgandenny, where Glyn and Caroline live, but it was too wet to go for walks (there’s a change for Scotland!).  So, Brother Phil came round and we lushed the night away.  Hang on—no I didn’t, I was driving. Karyn indulged.

When we came back to Forgandenny on the Wednesday, at least the weather allowed us to walk around the school grounds.  Glyn teaches at Strathallen School, an exclusive fee-paying school in Perth-Kinross.  The school , and the grounds, are rich with history and architecture.  Sarah and Tasha were excited to show their wee cousins around their own school, Forgandenny Primary.  Well, The walk did us all good, but the kids were more interested in taking out the Thomas train tracks we brought, and taking over the living room.

Thursday was dominated by our anticipation to see Shrek 4.  We weren’t disappointed .  We all though it was fabulous—for big kids and little kids. The 3d effects were pretty good—most natural, not convoluted.  So, I’d recommend it. 

As I write, Karyn is cooking tea on Thursday night, Phil is about to arrive, and this house in Torryburn will sleep 5 lushing adults and 5 bouncy kids who are clearly not ready for sleep!.  It’ll be a good night.


Friday 9 July  - Play Day with the Cousins
Phoebe, Callum and Brodie are loving the time with their cousins, Sarah and Tasha.  The fact that they all play together so well helps us as we recover today from the excesses of last night.  Glyn, Phil and I went back in time about 20 years and played cards till the wee small hours. Yes, the harsh banter between the three brothers was thick and painful.

Well, Friday’s weather is pretty miserable, so we head to Playplanet, in Dalgety Bay.  Here, the four adults plan what we can see when we go to the caravan in Shell Bay next week   Some might say, we haven’t done much that we couldn’t do in New Zealand.  However, I don’t have my brothers in New Zealand, the kids don’t have Sarah and Tasha in New Zealand, so it’s the people we’re particularly enjoying at the moment.  It’s certainly not the weather, although it is warmer than NZ.

As I look back over today, it’s been another lulu!  Dad took us all out to the Pitbauchlie Hotel for a meal.   Consider chicken supreme stuffed with haggis, in a whisky sauce.  It was heaven.  Actually it wasn’t us “all” at the meal — Glyn and Caroline sloped off to the George Hotel in Edinburgh for a romantic getaway.  Something about wedding anniversary or something.


10 July  - Camping in Shell Bay
Another marathon day.  What ever happened to “holiday”?  Actually, it’s fantastic.  We’re all getting the sleep we need,  and packing in the days.  Today, we traveled to Liz and Norman’s caravan in Shell Bay, in the East Neuk of Fife.  It’s just 12 miles from St. Andrews, “The Home of Golf.”  After shopping for supplies (including Vegemite—yes they have Vegemite here), we traveled the 45 minutes from Dunfermline to Shell Bay.  The road network has changed dramatically since I were a lad (strange that), so we did get lost a couple of times.  The rain didn’t help navigation matters.

I’m beginning to think we have brought our crappy weather with us from NZ.  Either that, or I’ve forgotten how much I hate the sodding howling gales in this country.  It was in screaming, wet rain that we put up Glyn and Caroline’s tent.  I have this huge guilt that Glyn and Caroline couldn’t fit into the caravan, but Glyn was determined to put up a tent.  So, I was determined to help him.  It got stressful at times, so I was probably most helpful when I kept my big mouth shut.  Caroline’s folks (Andrew and Rayna) and family friend (Dorothy) arrived with Sarah and Tasha, so they pitched in.

The event was marred when some black Labrador youngster found a target in Brodie.  This pup was as big as Brodie, kept jumping up to him, and wouldn’t stop.  The owner couldn’t catch him.  None of our group could push this tenacious thing away, and I was too far away.  Brodie was screaming in complete panic.  I ran and I was furious, and I felt my Red Mist come down.  Thankfully, the owner caught the dog and Brodie was not physically hurt.  Not only did I NOT drop-kick the pup, I even apologised to the owner for shouting.  I felt so helpless in not being able to protect my son quick enough.  It took Brodie and I a long time to get over that one.

The tent was up, and I sloped off to cook us all dinner — for 12 of us. It was a bugger of a challenge, and I welcomed Glyn and Phil for pitching in, as they were more familiar with the caravan’s cooking facilities (just one shelf on the oven, for crying our loud!!!!!!!!!!)

Glad to watch Germany win Third Place Play-off.


11 July  -  Anstruther
An easier day.  It would have been even easier if it hadn’t been for the wind.  Gosh, it knocks the hell out of you!!  You don’t realise how exhausting that wind is until you’re out of it.  So, we spent the afternoon out of it, in the Fisheries Museum at Anstruther.  Anstruther is just 15 minutes drive from the Shell Bay caravan site, and is deemed the capital of Fife’s East Neuk.  Certainly, when we were there, it was hoaching with tourists.  Good to see this wee town getting the recognition it deserves.  Caroline stayed with the tent to ensure it didn’t blow away.

Travel Blog Section Three: 12-16 July 2010



12 July , Monday - St Monans Salt Pans
Afternoon at St Monans.  St Monans lies between Elie and Pittenween on the Fife East Neuk coastal route.  Some might say there’s not much there, apart from the picturesque harbour.  However, we found an historic gem, walking outside St Monans.  A windmill has just finished being restored, that pumped water over saltpans since the 1700s.  Until cheap imported England rock salt closed it down in the 1800s, Fife had a thriving industry panning salt from the sea.


14 July, Wednesday — St Andrews Cancelled, Evening at the Kinneuchar Inn
We tried to get to St Andrews, but a little thing called The Open has congested the town.  Actually, check that — not congested, SHUT DOWN.  So, we played in Dundee instead.  We found the Dundee Science Centre, and the kids loved it.  There was representation from NASA there, so there were meteorite fragments, model NASA vehicles, and more.  My kids, of course, were in their spacecraft heaven.

The evening was whispered away at Kilconquhar, in the Kinneuchar Inn, just a couple of miles away from the Caravan Site.  It’s a sort of tradition for the family to go there from time to time.  I booked a table for 12 this time.


15 July, Thursday  - All is not Well in Paradise
Bridies are not as tasty as I recall.  Scotch Pies are almost inedible.  The lager is cold but almost tasteless (it’s an acquired tastelessness, and I’m getting there!!).  Thank God for Pot Noodles, Monster Munches and Hula Hoops.  It’s nice to know that mass produced junk-food doesn’t change.  There’s a voice that keeps whispering, “This is why I live in New Zealand…”  I miss Hellers Sausages, I miss the mad varieties of New Zealand pies, I miss DB Export Gold, I miss the Tri-Nations, I miss watching my kids play their rugby matches.  Good grief, I’M HOME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!.

So, I’m in Pittenweem, sitting in the only internet cafĂ© (seemingly) in the entire East Neuk of Fife.  And (wait for it), I’ve forgotten my NZ-UK power adapter, so my battery is about to die on me.  Sums up this week, really.  The weather is the most miserable, dripping wet, and I’m miserable with it.  Of course, I might just be hungover from the night before after 6 pints with the brothers.  Christian tells me it was 30 degrees before we came.  Yes, we appear to have brought a bit of New Zealand winter with us.  Bugger.

I want to do so much with the family here, but the weather is stopping us.  Glyn put it well; “You’re trying to do 6 weeks in 1 week.”  Actually, what I’m truly trying do, I believe, is to recreate my past.  The East Neuk has changed; some of it for the better, some not.  The Fishing Auction here at Pittenweem is no longer.  When we were kids, we would come out to the fish auction at the crack of dawn.  We’d watch the fishing boats come in, unload, and then the fierce bidding would begin.  It was fascinating.  Of course, I want to show my family that.  The Harbourmaster said there hasn’t been a fish auction for years.  Now, the boats come in intermittently, he can’t give a time when the boats come in.  There are no fish coming into Pittenweem—only prawns.,  They’re loaded onto lorries (that’s “trucks” to you antipodeans) and driven away.  No fish.

 Here’s another moan.  We want a quiet week in the East Neuk.  We go up to St Andrews to take the kids to St Andrews Castle and the Aquarium.  I naively thought, “Well, we’re not going to the Open, we’ll just drive right around it.”  Hah!  There are more police and diversions in St Andrews than were at Obama’s inaugural speech.  When we ask to get to the Aquarium, the mini-Hitlers tell us, it’s not possible.  I wonder how the owner of the Aquarium feels, about having his business forcibly shut down for a fortnight?  Another big event with attitude takes over a town with indifference, to the detriment of people wanting to go about their normal business.  Uh oh, I feel another letter coming on …….

Here’s a message to the organiser of the Open, in regard to the care and empathy with which he went about organising St Andrews around his event: Fork you very much, and I hope your next one’s a hedgehog.


16 July, Friday — Scotland’s Secret Bunker
This was amazing.  Scotland’s Secret Bunker during the Cold War years is just 30 minutes from the caravan where we’re staying.  The end of the Cold War has made this government nuclear command centre redundant, though, mysteriously some parts are still classified and off-limits!  Had there been a war, this is where Scotland would have been run from.  Today, we went down 100 yards underground to go through it.   Phoebe and Callum were comfortable in the dark, tense atmosphere, but Brodie (somewhat understandably) needed a lot of encouragement to get through the rooms.  The place is littered with retro phones and computers from the 60s and 70s.  Phoebe marveled at the comparison between my mobile Phone and the 60s army portable field phone.

Travel Blog Section Four: 17-25 July 2010



 
17 July, Saturday — Karyn’s Reply, St. Andrews Open
Hi everyone.  Karyn here, replying to Paul’s “love” of the St Andrews Open.  Well, I figured that for a 6 pound return bus fare from the camping ground to St. Andrews I really had nothing to lose and a day free of children was also rather tempting.  If I didn’t want to watch golf I could always go shopping.  Upon arriving at St. Andrews I followed everyone else and found myself at the entry to the Old Course.  They were just announcing that the day’s golf would begin at 10.00, so I decided it was meant to be and paid my 60 pound entry fee for the day.  I had a map of the course and they were handing out last minute copies of the start sheet, so I had a rough idea of who was playing with who and where I should go to get a good view.  I decided that the stand by the 6th hole looked like a good spot so made my way to it in time to see a few familiar faces, such as John Daly and Phil Mickelson, neither of whom were having a particularly good time and so were at the beginning of the field.  It was a typical Scottish day, with rain threatening a few times and everyone pulled out their umbrellas but it never lasted for more than 5 minutes.  After about an hour I decided to move on further down the course.  I saw there was a large stand by the linked  7 and 11 greens and after a half hour wait finally got in there.  It was a great stand to be in and I ended up there for a couple of hours, watching a lot of players come in, go out again and then come back again, including Tiger Woods, who did not have a good time at the Open.  It was fascinating really as the 7 and 11 fairways cross over each other so the players had to give way to each other.  By about 5.00 it was getting a bit cold and very windy so I decided to start making my way back, as I had to catch a bus back in time for Paul to pick me up near the camp.  Unfortunately that meant I had to leave before the leaders came past, as they hadn’t teed off until 4.00ish.  I was pretty exhausted by the time I got on the bus, but thoroughly enjoyed my day at the ’Home of Golf’.  I was particularly impressed with the lack of commercialization of the event.  Sure there were plenty of souvenirs for sale and lots of food available but many people had their packed lunches and flasks of coffee.  And the prices for the food pleasantly surprised me.  Most of these events with a captive audience will charge an exorbitant price just for a cup of coffee but it was all very reasonable.  So I was glad I took the opportunity to go, but am glad it was just for one day.  I certainly couldn’t have handled all 4 days!!


17 — 19 July, Saturday to Monday — Quiet Days (!)
Only a little paragraph, because we didn’t do a lot.  Saturday for me was scrounging off the caravan camp office’s router (they gave me the password!!) to tidy up my web pages and browse a wee bit.  However, toward the end of the day, it became difficult as Karyn and I worked round the logistics of  picking her up from the Open.  As I had the mobile, she used payphones.  How did we manage before mobiles, with just payphones???!!!

Sunday was packing up as we left the caravan to go back to our digs in Torryburn, but we spent Monday at Liz and Norman’s picking peas.  This was great for the kids.  Norman has a bountiful pea crop this year, so Phoebe, Callum and Brodie are learning that peas don’t just come from the freezer.


20 July, Tuesday — EDINBURGH
Day (and I mean a full day!) to Edinburgh, with Glyn and his family.  This was a great adventure for the wee ones.  From Dunfermline to Edinburgh, we cross the famous Forth Rail Bridge, and the kids were suitably awed.  Even without the bridge, the journey was an adventure for our train-mad wains. Tempting though it was, we had to baulk at the museums, including Edinburgh Castle.  We have kids that would have been bored in the first 10 minutes, so these expensive museums would have been a waste of money.  However, the bus tour was exactly what we needed for the kids.  Callum and Phoebe even tapped into the audio track on the bus.  They lapped it up!. 

We lunched and spent the afternoon in Princes Street gardens.  The gardens, including Waverly Station, were once the locale of Nor Loch, which was drained to for the very purpose of creating a new Edinburgh, north of the castle


21 July, Wednesday—Toy Story 3
Went to see Toy Story 3 at Dunfermline Odeon.  Brodie was scared out his wits!  I was horrified.  I thought at one point, “This is NOT a kids’ movie!!!” Phoebe and Callum, of course, loved it.


22 — 25 July, Thursday to Sunday — Quality time with Brother …. and Families
Spent some good quality time with my brother Glyn, over these days. On the Thursday, we went up with Glyn and Caroline to take all our kids to the Active Kids Toy Park in Stanley, Perth.  Stanley was a village built soley for the local Mill in the 18th Century.  So, Glyn and I were given the pink tickets to go and visit the Stanley Mill  Museum, while the girls looked after the kids for a bit.  Most of the former administration buildings are being sold off as apartments, but the museum complex is sill vast and interesting.

On the Saturday, the brotherly revelry continued when we plundered Edinburgh.  Nothing subtle—we visited pubs and eating establishments until we could eat and drink no more.  Then, we crashed at Brother Phil’s flat.  Where was Phil while this was going on?  He chose to go on holiday for two weeks to Greece with his girlfriend.

However, as with most of this holiday, family time prevailed.  Glyn and I recovered, then took the train back to Dunfermline on the Sunday, and met up with the girls in Pittencrieff Park (“The Glen”).  The Glen was a private estate until  Andrew Carnegie (born in Dunfermline) bought it for the people of Dunfermline, with the fortune he made in America.  The latest addition is the new playpark, opened by the Queen around 2007.  We come here with the kids many times this holiday, and they never tire of it.

We had a family day in Dunfermline, seeing the sites on our doorstep.  I finally paid money (ouch!) to see Queen Margaret’s Palace and also Dunfermline Abbey. The Palace was sacked by Edward I, so it is a set of fascinating ruins for the kids to explore and run around.  The Abbey is famous for many things, most notably because  Robert the Bruce  is buried there under a magnificent bronze tablet (hey—it’s Scotland, it’s not going to be gold or silver, is it?).  Forget yer “Braveheart” nonsense, Robert the Bruce was the man who united Scotland and freed it from English tyranny.  In addition, Queen Margaret (later Saint Margaret) and her husband Malcolm Canmore are both buried there.